Thailand is my passion

Thailand hits you, for better or for worse, I fell in love all women, cooking, colors, people, in short, has left me a sign ... tournament soon we promised, we will come back very soon ...

 

North (18/08 al 25/08)

Start from Fiumicino to 13:30 of August 18, alone because I have to get my two friends who already have 2 days to arrive in Bangkok ... the airline, Emirates is good, plasma screens on each seat with games and movies that come out in our cinema only after a few months, we eat bad, and then more drinks, red and white, beer and digestive are distributed, with the words "included in the price" with the beautiful hostess, and not Arabic, in short, the trip goes, despite the interminable 11 hours with her ass to 10,000 meters, and not counting the double-Malpensa airport and Dubai (airport to the luxury with which it is designed really deserves to be seen at the bottom). arrival in Bangkok at 12.30 on 19 August ... ce l'ho fatta!

There is no respite, just dropped, exchanging pleasantries done, the departure is immediate, first leg of the trip, the North ...
Solati suffered from a taxi driver in combriccola with a travel agency, we pay the equivalent of 10 euros for transport at the bus station, let what will take us, or so we believe a better Kanchanabury (ci 2.70 euros would come if we had not given Straight to the thief). Immediately march down the dark, impossible to communicate with the driver, and with myriads of people loaded with power and chilled against the attempt and passes degrees burdened by a moisture from dizziness, a couple of rickety fans smell like ... cows out to pasture ... wrong to fall and we are practically in anything, not eat, and find a "hotel" rebaptized short "of death" ... 1 euro / night, inclusive of death lizards in the bathroom, so if you can call a loculus of 1.5 x 1.5 meters, Latvian bedroom to three, that window on the wall, to Fantozzi, and air conditioning, air-conditioned, one in Thailand never fails, as the cough, the cold, the sore throat which is obviously subject view of the continued overhang of temperature.

Hours 5 am, the nearly sleepless night passed and the fear of a Psyco all'orientale, good, now we get into the road and reach the first goal, finally ... the National Park Sayok, beautiful, naturalissimo, incredible, we a boat ride, take advantage sulphurous waters and the local spa, bath under a waterfall, and find a resort to stay floating on the river, without electricity, lit by oil lamps, but clean and beautiful. The dark night is true, what we do not see it, as we will never see, thank God the huge cucaracha infesting these areas for non-experts, scarafaggioni really schifosi and able to climb anywhere in league with ' darkness ... eat, Thai, good and just 1.50 euro a head ... incredible ...

the morning we were again on the road, destination Ayuttaia from which to take the train that will take us into the night in Chang Mai, in the deep north. Ayuttaya is beautiful, the historic park is incredible, but we see only in passing, there is no time ... we do tickets to the couch and we are already on the train ... The night passes quickly, the beds are comfortable and clean, the compartment is common, we see many faces of Europe, yet they make us happy, soon imperare to love more lively almond eyes ...

A stop in Chang Mai Resort Lanna House, centrally managed at our opinion by a local Trans, we learn the first lesson: the Trans are here in most cases beyond recognition, the likelihood of the old wurstellone is always lurking ... the place is close to the typical night bazaar in the city, a night market very distinctive, and luck has it that the captain is also a Sunday during the day the sunday market, Mercatone more absurd, a 2 euro Lacoste, Nike Shox-25, T-shirts, shorts, sarongs , everything but everything from crazy ...
Directly with the hotel to book a trip for two days: elephants, trekking, sleep in village, rafting, all quite incredible, especially hiking, really destructive, fords rivers with water up to neck, jumps, crevices, in short , but its true ... true we would never have believed could be so excessive, and only then we explain why the payment of 500 Bath (10 euros), a mystery revealed, was a life insurance, azz! ... The village where the night is sleeping on top of a mountain, hallucinated as is the beautiful view and location, we are in the middle of the jungle, we are in anything, is the real Thailand ...

South, islands, sea, fun (26/08- 11/09)

The festival ends with a coach the next night we were again en route to Bangkok, we get more tired than before and with an internal flight (80 euros, sconsigliatissimo if we had had more time ...) catapulted us in the island of Ko Samui, single advantage, see the local airport, style, wood and straw, almost Caribbean, really fascinating ...
A resort is also very central, OP-bungalow to 3:50 euro per night, rent the scooter (2 x 3 euros a day) so that during the days turn a few different beaches, all at least incredible, even if the Our bungalow is 10 meters from the sand, and in the evening we try typical restaurants directly on the sea, of great lords, who believe we are. The night then we are free to run and avoid the tuk tuk. Two more seats fichi evening, the reggae pub, hard to find such thing in Australia, with huge local live reggae music every night, and the Supersub that our resort is 500 meters and consists of 6-7 bars where you dance, you drinking, and for those who want to do other things here, "the other", it becomes so easy and also free to lose your head, but look at piscione usually hidden, there is always the risk ...

3 days spin faster, the start time of Ko Pangan, 30 will the full moon party, for non-informed on the web, the most absurd party of my life, not that the two nights preceding the festival are as well. .. 20 rooms on the beach, music for every taste, people who dance in and out, buckets and buckets of rum say, on a 2 euro heads, the true madness, maximum, and all night full moon party has tripled as by people, nearly 60-70 thousand person and just because we are in the low season, from all over Asia, Europe, ... is the apotheosis, is the top, it's pure orgasm ...
accommodation for 4 days is spectacular: Boom's cafe is called the resort, the owner Nok is a mother, a kitchen as anyone before we had done eating, is hospitable, 2 bungalows 3 meters from the beach at 3 euros per night per head, palm, coconut and fresh break from drinking or eating, hammocks ... in short, the true relaxation, the postcard ... at least until the night ...

had to finish this, we rely on the march, we must necessarily see things the riccione Thai Puket, this beautiful, long road with a thousand localetti and bar, and women, many women from fainting, do not ever resist !!!!! !
book a tour of a day to visit Phi Phi Island, the beach and Di Caprio in the movie the beach, all very tourist, everything is more expensive than average, but the rest had to be done ...

In the end we also regret to share here, but we expect the penultimate stage, and also the penultimate viaggiane destructive, 12 hours, go by coach, air conditioning breathtaking, bards with two blankets on him and stress that mixed smell worsens and deteriorating ... Last island, this time not at all tourist, Ko Chang, the resort is called cookies, on the beach, clean, functional, carinissimo,. the beach is beautiful, the sea also, but full of jellyfish, swimming is a company, the night is all calm and quiet, a couple of pubs, a place to play live, nothing more, after the nights of the brave days, there seems to be a funeral, but in the end is amazing this place ... There remain, of the Italian average, two challenges to beach soccer, also won with honor against the "representative" Thai and Mexican, all nostrano football, long ball and ride, which gives a little pride in our beautiful country.

Let's go back to Bangkok, D & D is the resort in Chosan road (you write well? I do not think), central, 3 euros per night, hotel with swimming pool, air conditioning, refrigerator in rooms, the house market, we visit in the capital market of Pat Pong, where you will find everything but it all and where the contract will be an art, here all your dreams in terms of clothing will be met, any object, garment, shoe and watch unapproachable by us as the price becomes a triviality, any brand Every color, every fabric, shopping freaks lose your head, I do not, I spent more ...