2008 Easter mission: reaching Bremen. Low cost trip to Germany

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What is a traveler low cost? is a traveler who does not go where it wants, but where is cheaper. At least that is the definition from vaccabolario. Since I am always looking for alternative destinations (see Lubeck and Eindhoven), I decided that my annual weekend in the city would have been absurd served by the flight cheaper.

The trip was organized for the Easter 2008 and we decided to go with less than a month in advance. The best cities such as Barcelona, Paris, etc. had achieved cost prohibitive, and it takes about 5 minutes of research to discover that the flight was the cheapest 'Orio - Bremen Ryanair 70 euri a skull including the supplement to do the check in at the airport. For some 'time, in fact, check in online is free and can also take advantage of' priority boarding, while for the traditional check in at the airport must pay a small fee. I didn 't have done because, unlike its competitor aircraft orange, Ryan does not allow check in online to children traveling with a white card. In a nutshell I paid more.

We left on Friday and we came back on Sunday: 48 hours destructive in all. The start was made from Orio in perfect time with the 'plane had not even an empty seat. The crowd was such that everyone went mad crush hand luggage in a locker. I was standing turned towards the corridor and I was enjoying the casino, where 's the only hostess on board (a blonde with a bad ass who had no way inferior to that of J. LO) was helping a girl with a crush trolley in the hatbox. So, it is useless for use beating about the bush, I'll just say: she rubbed her ass against 'bird. You will say that I should even have to move, but ... tell me 'you: for what fucking reason I should do??

While we were in the Alps, shortly after takeoff, I was just dozed off, accomplice stress pre-trip and the constant noise of the engines. I 2 CFM56 were doing their duty but were not as efficient as the warp drive 's Enterprise. Half asleep I received a poor Mr. Scott, who was horrified at the thought of engines that use fossil fuels.

I was awakened by a noise coming from the passenger side clear to me. L 'animal has made a fart competition disguised as a cough, but could not fool an expert ear like mine. At regular intervals of 3 minutes and 25 seconds while coughing fart. Was a constant. Also raised a buttock off the seat to facilitate the release of gas. At one point he also raised the whole ass because obviously he had a more powerful. Lifting, coughing, farting, lifting, coughing, farting ... I'm not sure that we could envisage the crime of hijacking, but maybe yes.

We land in Bremen with about half an hour early, as tradition Ryanair and in 30 seconds we are already at the tram stop (of course we only hand luggage). To reach the city center, take tram No. 6 which in 11 minutes the train station. Wanting to continue for the center and the university. Tickets can be purchased in 'office to' internal 's airport or directly to the machine installed in the middle. The ticket is pretty expensive: 2.15 € adults and 1.15 € Children (under 6 years are free). If the ticket is purchased in 'office dev' to be stamped on board. I have done as usual, the figure of the cock because I have tried in every way to put my ticket in the 'punching but it was too broad. So I missed the 'opportunity and I yelled to my wife (who was all' other end of the tram) "I can not put it in!". It 'important for us Italians to' hold high the honor of the foreign country being recognized now. Eventually a girl, moved by compassion, made me understand a gesture that the note was folded in half to be able to put in the 'outdated. I should not have ever thought. But if you buy the ticket at the machine on board is already automatically validated. Ah, if you do not know german like me, do not worry: the camera has menu in English. And it is not true that the Germans do not speak English, speak it although maybe not almost all well and good, but I assure you that Americans are more understandable, that when you speak look askance, chewing tobacco (spit always a little 'in face) and speaking in slurred always scratching his balls.

Our tram landed in front of the Hauptbahnhof (I've also learned a few words of German in these 2 days, then if I like you the list) course on time. Pussy is the thing that every tram stop c 'is a display that tells you all you need to wait for your vehicle. You can be sure that the system works with precision ... German! Just outside the station 's was our hotel, the Mercure Columbus, which I had booked on the Internet. Say that the price was not exactly cheap, but not exaggerated: euri 69 per room per night. Over 15 euri skull to breakfast, but only adults, 2 children have aggratis.Per magnate who does not know the Mercure, I can tell who are the cousins' upper Ibis, in the sense that the style is similar, but are much more beautiful and cared for. In any case find a room for 4 is not always easy, so I had no choice: either mercury or had to take 2 rooms.

Upon entering the hall I smiled all 'people and I shouted: "Tarapia tapioca. Supercazzola prematurely to make a joke! "Dall 'expression that has obviously had not understood. Then I said, 'No, let me. No, I, eh sorry we are four. Antani as if it was for her only two or even four scribai with cofandina, like a room, for example. "The girl was still more confused:" sorry ... "I was already launched," Sbiriguda venial, the Supercazzola prematurity ... How he Antani, with hat-doffings right. Ostantinato Mall ... Er, blind with a hat-doffings Supercazzola the left or right as if it was a reception ... "He was almost about to cry, so I folded on a" I have a reservation ... the name is Bond, James Bond ... "You can not have understood, I know ...

Our room was the biggest I've ever gotten in a hotel: spacious entrance hall, spacious toilet, bedroom with 2 twin giants, 1 single bed, a cot and still lots of space. All very well kept. The only bad thing was the damn duvet so fashionable today in hotels. Are the ones that do not always roll up and leave your feet, you know? After all screwed small bottles with shampoo and shower gel we leave the 'hotel to find a place to eat.

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