Escape to Forte dei Marmi
Wake up in the singing of Sissiruga, and away!
Via mica tanto, as well spend 1 ½ hours to leave the madness of morning milanese tangential ...
The motorway of the sun is free like Tek and his women!
The CISA is not busy, but there are a lot of men that the asphalt or create huge decks for the rehabilitation of this old road! (ma chi so 'is a surgeon?)
The hotel is nice, run by a Neapolitan family, clean, well decorated with many candles and ethnic pieces very nice!
The room is large, with a local input ..., TV, a packager of cold air and a lot of creams, shampoo in the bathroom.
We will be the only ones to have dinner (half board) ... although the hotel is almost full, that the other is doing all the time?
We then head to the beach just to relax, sleep e. .. sunbathing! Creams to the whole point ... So that the sun will ever in May?
Nothing .... unless you fall asleep and stay to the scorching sun from 11:00 to 16:00 ... Never sleeping in the sun on the beach in my life!
We were really ... tired!
Boiled and roasted, with skin tight that not even the Loren can ever get from plastic surgeon ... we move towards the center, walking a bit at mo 'shrimp (the color was ..) but not backwards!
The city is quiet, we are the only tourists come to soak up the sun! And the others? Germans, Russians, Dutch, English ...
The following day at the beach is on the air the show!
In order ... a Dutchman who with his wife built the pyramids in a row 7, the highest of the previous!
It was all here ... his wife that the pyramids brush to remove the superfluous grains of sand ... and he that yardstick measure heights and distances of the pyramids ...
And then?
Then so many photos ... positions almost obscene!
BOH! maybe is famous! (the camera was not suppose ...)
A FOLLE!
Of course just 2 minutes after they left ... comes a beautiful Mabini that launches with open arms and destroy everything!
A nice English family with duue children lovingly creates a fantastic wall of sand, with towers and soldiers to a super defense that not even Aristotle would have thought with the weapons available to U.S.
And after all is faticaccia ... a well-earned rest with Puccio water ... etc. ..
And who comes next?
On a tall man, signed resistant jacket, trousers anti interperie signed, signed antiterremoto shoes, laces signed that become necessary C4, sunglasses x-ray, ultraviolet, gamma, beta and all the other letters of ' greek alphabet, giant wrist watch with built-phone, radio, television, dishwasher, and mother-in-law cooking dinner ...
And his friendly dog, a rotwailer with bloodied teeth yet ....
Shoot here and there and also to that country ... especially after it has placed a world cagata on a tower of the wall!
The soldiers escaped all'impazzata, the towers are afflosciano ... the enemy is upon us and conquer the fortress!
The children are shocked by cotanta CACCA and raise the flag of white sull'asta father meanwhile was tingling with his wife biondona ...
VITTORIA dell'imbecille the dog! imbecile because, given the scene of his dog, not even a worthy sign of distress, sorrow, and continues to smile like an idiot ....
And last but not more strange ... the marathon on Sunday, even if it was Saturday! It lacks only the overall winter and then run on the dry sand, with running shoes (hopefully) under the scorching sun of one ...
're not little they collapsed in fatigue and loss of fluids ... with his tongue out as even the dog dell'imbecille could have done!
Sunday is the day of the holiday market, with stalls where mad strictly counterfeit goods!
The prices are quite high, but people are not down, but yes, but against the stalls, spitonandosie sgomitandosi to scour the heads placed in bulk!
He has taken you? Ask the neighbors who have their heads in their hands ...
And 'what I was looking for ...
Apart from clothes and shoes ... both cashmere and some burgain nell'oggettistica!
Some info:
milan-Forte dei Marmi
location: usciit from milano, A1 direction Bologna (150km) before the junction with the parma Cisa (Parma-La Spezia, 100km), the junction-genova livorno choose ... livorno, exit Versilia (20 km) and followed by strong marble. After 3 km you are now at the Fort in the center.
Duration 2h 30 'at 3h 30'
Toll: € 16 to € 16.5 round to return.
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