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The damn park, I was doing to lose his head. When several years ago I discovered that 's Universal Studios were also in Europe, go and become an' obsession. Then they changed names but not more than Universal Studios Portaventura. But mean? This year 's just that I need to remove the thought: go! Said than done!

In April, I organize everything. The park is located in Spain, specifically in Catalonia, to be more precise in Costa Dorada, near-perfect, between Reus and Tarragona and Salou. Well is there.

I found on the internet for a hotel chain-Med Playa, Salou, a place messy, full of British hellraiser, drunk and tattooed. The expedition took place l 'last week of June.

We went by plane to Barcelona with Iberia and then we continued with a 'rental car. Would have been more comfortable landing in Reus with Ryanair but we had to change planes in Hahn, Germany and the cost would have been a lot higher. Iberia is a company tramp: it paid less than Alitalia, Vueling and Ryanair, but not even give you a free Coke. But at least the girls have given marshmallows in the shape of aircraft. The charter has been a 'crazy buggered: from 207 euro budgeted I found myself paying 310. The sons of bitches I have also suffered a pay fuel, so I did everything to bring back the 'auto empty. In the 100 km that separate L 'I paid the airport from Salou 4 motorway tolls. Crazy: a toll for every 25 km. My navigation system has proved useful in some cases, a shit in others. For example, the maps were updated and a couple of times he wanted me to turn left; unfortunately left c 'were blocks of cement that divided the 2 carriageways. Or the voice of Troy browser announced: "arrival at destination on the left." On the left C 'was a wall: l' hotel was on the right. Apart from that it was useful for fixed speed: In Spain there are a mess. Just arrived at 'hotel (9 hours after leaving the house: I used to come almost directly in the car) we immediately hit the casino.

It 'a hotel suitable for a younger clientele unpretentious: the rooms were old and dirty, a' decadent atmosphere and a great casino at any time of day or night.

The thing that I noticed I had the English girls: huge gnocche up to 18/20 years, then undergo a metamorphosis irreversible, possibly because of the Mediterranean diet is not just that they do. Become enormous, ugly and already 30 years old, or earlier.

For example, among the various silly little games organized by animators c 'was also that of the' election of Miss Calypso (named after the 'hotel). The one that won was an 'English absolutely strafigo, blonde with blue eyes and a physique tissue. He looked about 30 years and the thing I was surprised: surprised to find an 'English thirties so. Then I discovered that it was 20 years and not 30! I imagine in 10 years ...

Our room was never cleaned and the sheets never changed throughout the week. In return the restaurant with buffet service, seemed in order. At night it was impossible to sleep because of the casino coming not only from our hotel, even by those neighbors. To see if the sheets were changed, I thought up this ruse. I went in the toilets of the women in the hall 's hotel and I recovered an absorbent used in a basket. It was nice wet, so I 've squeezed the sheets and I had a nice patch of menstrual blood. You think they changed the sheets? No.

The morning after our arrival, I get up early and going to give a 'look at the country and the promenade looked like a war zone after a battle! The next morning at 7 o'clock the streets were full of zombies that had not yet gone to bed and guzzling beer. Broken bottles, plates and plastic waste of all kinds scattered everywhere. A real shit. Fuck.

We spend our first morning after our arrival in the pools' s hotel to break the balls, but at least I have redone my eyes. We say that '80% were monsters, but a good 20% gnocche kinky in a swimsuit. Oh well, many were minors, but as I explained before, after a certain age are all shit. When I take the sun on my favorite pastime is scaccolarmi: it means putting their fingers in their nose and pull the snot. The snot extracted are then spread under the bed or run away. Launch the snot requires skill because they tend to stick to your fingers.
Once I managed to slip 3 fingers in the nose well and I have extracted this asteroid, indeed, no, was the size of a small planet.
I put all my commitment el 'I launched far away. It 'been a source of satisfaction to see pianetoide land in a glass of iced a poor prick them closely ...

We eat like animals and the afternoon I decide to give a 'look at Tarragona, which is located 11 km. from Salou.

Interesting city, the sea, full of Roman ruins. Here I met the only 2 Italian throughout the week. I was obviously a tourist, armed with camera and video camera, but the 2 (who spoke with a clear emphasis bolognese) stopped me to ask for an information: "Excuse me ..." I could miss such an opportunity? I replied: "yo no soy el Marinero, soy el capitan ..." and I left. Literally around the 'corner I yelled loudly: "SOCH MEL !!!". Then I moved away at speeds photonics.

I went back to Salou without navigator, blatantly wrong road. I finished by the parties to Reus, then I even had to ask for information to a police officer who was checking the documents of 2 whores beating on a roundabout.

Back at the hotel, but not until I stopped at the Beach Bar for a San Miguel. The Beach Bar is one of the many bars on the main street of Salou but with a peculiarity: one of the waitresses is very chick. Naturally blonde with very low-cut shirt, pants that tend to adhere totally transparent. Tow these parts is not difficult thing on the 'enormity' s offer.

The next day it's time to finally go to PortAventura, which is divided into 2 separate parks: the classic theme park and water park. Dedicate a 'whole day at the water park. Was only a couple of miles away el 'opening was at 10, so we started from' hotel at 9. It 'always good to arrive well in advance to park and buy tickets. All 'entrance of the parking c' was an endless line of cars because the idiots have opened their parking lots at 9:55!

We park and reach the ticket office where I had to do half an 'now abundant tail under a sun crazy before buying tickets. The bitch was talking to the ticket correctly only Catalan and Castilian me choose! I can understand that he did not know the 'Italian, but fuck, at least l' English, because that 90% of tourists come from the British Isles, I should know. Fuck. However we understand each other and I got my tickets.

The park was very nice and fun with lots of water slides, even with cake, and mega wave pool. Very nice 's setting, such Caribbean island. Also present was the lazy river but strangely there 'type slides were suicide bombers. Note that c 'is also indoor swimming pool with slides, also used in case of bad weather. Continue on the site www.viaggimiei.net