A visit to New York in just a weekend.. It is possible! travel in U.S.A.

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The question that everyone, sooner or later, at least once in your life you do is this: you can go to New York in a weekend? The answer is yes. At least, I went there. We have a vision but a bit 'wider, but not by much, the concept weekends. It 'just add on Friday and Monday and you can go. If you want to overdo it like I did can also be added on Tuesday, so you do 3 nights in the hotel and the 4th night in the return journey. It's been 8 years since I made this expedition: it was my third trip to New York. After that there are no return. I had planned to go but I saw an advertisement that advertised the Continental round trip tickets to 580,000 pounds (we were still the days of the lira). With a figure like that one does not even going to ask whether or not you book that's all. We were 3 and we went in March of 1999. I left at home his wife and daughter a few months and I went for a walk.

The departure was from Milan Malpensa Airport with direct flight to Newark. The base of the Continental is Newark, which is located in New Jersey but is really 2 steps from NY. There are boarding an old DC-10 is incredible that there are still outstanding. Going from Milan to New York in DC-10 is equivalent to going from Milan to Rimini with a 127 first series. I have not found a better comparison. As soon as we rest on my ass tiny economy seat of a flight attendant announced that we would leave with about 2 hours late due to heavy traffic over Switzerland, and then we would have to wait. But I say, but there 'is still someone who drinks the shit traffic? If you're on a plane and tell you that the departure will be delayed due to traffic, really want to tell you this: "The 'plane had a malfunction. 'll Start as soon as it was repaired. "Shit, l 'I would appreciate more! Was enough to look out the window to find out: different mechanisms were grappling with the right engine. A pair shook her head sadly and another has also made the sign of the cross. At least the forecast for the delay proved to be precise: we leave exactly 2 hours after apparently without any problem.

Travel for 8 hours in economy class is a great breakthrough testicular (a pain in the ass), especially when the asshole sitting in front of you jumps off his seat. You are there that are trying to eat food, plastic Fitting well with the elbows to the sides because you also have 2 assholes on the sides, and the bastard before you lower the seat. And meanwhile you can be sure that the 'plane will pass through a zone of turbulent air, and then you also have to do miracles for him not to spill the glass of coca, and meanwhile there will be about crying children, and certainly the asshole next to you will go the toilet and then you also have to get up. Then you dry nostrils and you're nervous like animals because of the 10 drunk coffee that you have when you get up in the morning at 4. You'll also want a brute to keep you and you have to fart but you will have swollen feet. I say it is a miracle if not prohibited committed a murder in every international flight ...

Somewhere between Shannon and Gander here comes the famous form (that of the genocide). Those who have already read the story "Orlando and the theory of relativity" or is already in the U.S. knows what I mean. What is incomprehensible, even more incomprehensible fucking questions which need to answer is this marked the end of the form: "If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, please contact the 'United States Embassy before you start your journey." I was taking the piss ... It's not a question ... Hell, we're here in the middle of nowhere, right in the Atlantic and tell me if in the past I have taken away a child to the custody of an American citizen, I should tell you before you leave? ? How the fuck did me if the module 's you gave now??

We land in Newark regularly but the sky is overcast, windy and cold. Do not pick up your luggage because we have only one hand: always. Never spend time with the suitcases. All 'I find an immigration policewoman that before his passport was stamped just wanted to make the bitch. It was the classic American WASP with standard: blue-eyed blonde-big-boobs. His shirt was full of smears and badges, a giant American flag on the sleeve, and buttons that were about to explode. Was bored and was apparently menstruating (I heard from 'smell ...) But you can ask someone like you call when you are holding his passport? Wanted my ticket and asked me how long I would remain (on the ticket was written ...). He even wanted to know what the fuck I was going to do in America. I was imagining me without clothes and I was trying to figure out if he had a 4th or 5th and then I came forth: "To make sex ..." The bitch did not say anything but he unbuttoned his holster and placed his hand on 'hilt of his caliber 9. I immediately corrected: "Tourism!"

"Have a nice stay ..."

Since I had already stayed in Manhattan and I had spent a small fortune, I decided to find a cheaper accommodation. I found a hotel in Jersey City, which as the name suggests is located in New Jersey, but right on the bank of the Hudson River. In order not to complicate life too much reach 'hotel by taxi, since it was close enough. When you take a taxi at an airport in New York should be queuing up. As you arrive at the taxi rank is to be carried by some employees who will ask, "ugoin?" If you make the mistake of not understanding what "UGGOOOIIINNN ????" incazzatissimi and looks at you as if to say:" But asshole, Can not you see that I'm here to work, I've got 5 children to support me and you're wasting time. Tell me where the fuck you go! "Clearly" ugoin "meant" where are you going? "Because according to the destination you are boarding the taxi fair. Not only that: according to the destination immediately tell you the fare, so that if the bastard taxi driver wants to move from Manhattan to Boston to bring his cock. Then you have to tip. Sure, insiders at Heathrow taxis would be a little 'kinder and maybe you would say: "Welcome to England: do you like a blow job?". But not here.

L 'hotel was the classic American motel, a little' vecchiotto but in perfect position and especially economically. Dall 'hotel became 500 meters on foot, through a mall and you get to the PATH station, which is nothing but a toy train that connects NJ to NY. Within minutes we arrive at the stop "World Trade Center." E 'already late afternoon, so for us it is about midnight and we are slowly collapsing because we are awake for 20 hours. We give a 'quick glance at the twin towers, where I had been in my previous trip. Being there and looking up was a strange effect: they were incredible and seemed to never end for so were high. Do not go up because it was late, we were tired, we had already gone and why we said 'we'll return the next time you come to New York. " Happy thought dick ...

From there we reach the Battery Park for a 'look ... Continue on the site www.viaggimiei.net