Orlando and the "Relativity theory". Journey in Florida, U.S.A.
The last journey "do it yourself" has been organized without the Internet in 1997. Come to think of right now I still laugh even though they are already past 10 years: a flood of phone calls and letters over the world asking for prices and reservations. Today everything is much easier, because after that trip, I decided too 'me to join the network. I made a week in Orlando and 2 days in New York with my wife. We had not even children, were married for a year, and therefore was a year that I did not do sex. It works like this, I say to all those who plan to marry. E 'was also the' last time I went on vacation in August. The climate in Florida at that time is crazy: it seems to be all 'hell. Then you explain.
We made the trip with the legendary TWA (peace to 'his soul) which allowed for a stop in NY without charge. It felt cool at the same time you climbed the ladder of 'plane and read the inscription on the fuselage TRANS WORLD. But because there is this airline? Climbing the stairs from the front door you have a view of the cockpit, and I saw very well, the master was reading a book carefully worrying Learn to Fly the B767 in 10 lessons!
The crews were from the geriatric ward, the commander and his errand boy had white hair (white, not gray), and the hostess (but call them by their names, which means "flight attendants"?) Were all sixty. Despite all the flight was perfect and on time. Obviously I was hoping that the 2 before the cock would have a heart attack so I could put me at the controls and become a hero and maybe get a green card .... so c 'was the book.
Who has never been in the U.S. knows that traveling without a visa (all), he 's obligation to complete a form that is distributed by air. This form must be delivered together with your passport to officials of the 'immigration when you arrive.
The fact is that it is deadly serious: if you fail to answer any questions you may find yourself in a closet covered with white tiles, completely naked, and forced to touch your toes with your hands, while a doctor puts on the gloves latex and is preparing to conduct a 'thorough inspection of body cavities. For me it's ridiculous, just to give you an example of that type are the questions: "Have you ever committed a genocide?" "Have you ever been arrested for committing a 'depraved action?" "Have you ever used drugs?" (beh.ar .. what we mean by "drugs "?...) and then the best" you're going to commit illegal activities in the United States? " What answer do you agree? I remember on my first trip to the USA in the '91 's was also: "Have you ever been enrolled in subversive or communist?" I was about to reply, "No, but I went to the party 's Units to eat polenta and sausage, but then I saw myself in the closet white, so I simply replied no.
Return to us. On arrival at JFK must pick up your luggage and check in the remake even if you take a different flight the same company. E 'bullshit, I know, but true. After 3 hours we take the flight to Orlando. Descending from the 'plane in Tubone and access to the terminal I had no idea what to expect to' open.
I was a poor asshole and I did not trust to rent a car, so we rely on for transportation Mears Motor Shuttle, which in Orlando is a true institution. Arrange transportation for all the hotels and all attractions. Exit at 'open bite was like a punch in the face by Tyson, seriously! The hot el 'record humidity were unbearable. But as we resist here a week? And that coming from the Po Valley should be accustomed to this climate disgusting, but here it is 10 times worse. Never go to Florida in August: segnatevelo in things to do.
Anyway's getting dark and we are destroyed. We reach our motel on WIRL Bronson Hwy and we also have to tip the asshole. The thing I hate 's America are the tips but what does this mean? Do the right prices and given fair wages to people ... I do not understand ... We went here because we were close to Disney parks, but then you speak.
One of the greatest wish that I had since I was a child was going to see the place from where they launch rockets to the moon, and this is one of the reasons for this trip. Because if the moon landing was actually filmed in the Nevada desert does not matter ... Almost all hotels in Orlando, even those bucici, have an office that sells to tourists excursions and discounted tickets for theme parks. In our motel that he occupied a certain David. We became fast friends because every day I was going to break my balls with a thousand questions. At first we did not understand much, first for my very bad English and according to his English very bad. How the heck speaking Americans?? The British them understand enough, speak with his mouth open, as if they were making every effort to retain a maxicagata, but the Americans? They talk as if a Big Babol chewing with his mouth open while scratching his balls and bounces on his legs. You know? To make a Sempere, you ask an Englishman: Good evening, sir, would you like to meet my sister? An American instead: Hey man, do you want to screw my sister? You, son of bitch! And pronounce every word in the middle. And you must understand. However then somehow you can always tell, especially when you take out scraps of paper printed with green ink.
Then, just arrived, I go to David and tell him I want to go to the Kennedy Space Center the next day. Nothing could be easier, like saying "how you call you?" L 'man arranges everything for us pretty well and I also suggested, on the way back, an' excursion into the swamp airboat to see alligators. Ok, I say, let's do it. Ah, America always say, I repeat, always (and this is the key to everything) Okay, if you want to avoid trouble. Be nice to everyone at once, and though perhaps the waiters of the restaurants do not propose to make you the blowjobs to each other at least not spit a gob of phlegm green scraped from the bottom of the throat plate. If they do not say OKAY. I have been warned.
I can finally go to bed. In the room, as in all other areas of 'hotel' s air-conditioning works at 24/24 and cinnamon is noisy. The first night after a transatlantic flight to the west I never sleep because of jet lag, so early in the morning are already on the street and see the surrounding area: motels, fast food restaurants, gas stations, grocery stores. Like that. The nice thing is that already at 7 in the morning as you leave the room short of breath for the 'moisture' s air. The breakfast is an "all you can eat", that is a buffet and eat as you like. American breakfast is not included but are almost never charged extra. There 's even a passing waitress (was not like the waiter film unfortunately) to fill the cup of hot water in a dark color with faintest aroma of coffee every time you empty.
Now we have placed in front of the motel to wait for the 'bus that my friend David had booked us. I smell a rip-off (so if you do not go back inside and kick ass ... Read www.viaggimiei.net site